The Angry Crossing Guard Song

Stupid kids hurry up
Come on
If there's one thing I learned about being a crosisng guard is for the cars...
to...be...PATIENT.
Why do I have to wear this stupid neon vest
I wish I just wish I could be an Ice Cream Man.
All different ice cream choices and never ending toppings
Aaaahhh fetching ice cream on those hot days but  instead
I'm stuck with this stupid crossing guard job.
MOVE IT KIDS1